Oh, NO!???

This . . .
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The Bible says that the Lord our God is one,
but I think he's much older.
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I saw this ad in the classifieds.
For Sale: Full capacity toilet.
Hmmm.
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That . . .
The following conversation never took place.
Jesus, "Father, I just heard that Obama was accidentally elected president!"
Holy Spirit (listening in), "Oh no! How could that have possibly happened . . . what are we going to do now?"
God, "I don't have a clue. I was hoping one of you had some kind of plan."
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This is That . . .
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The republicans have a plan - Form a circle and have a firing squad.
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God has a plan too. His is much better.
I intend to trust God, agree with His plan without offense, and pray for our leaders.